This past week in Punxsutawney, PA, hundreds of on-lookers gathered around a gopher hole to wait for the furry prognosticator they call Phil to pop his head out.
Despite overcast skies across most of the northeast, Phil once again managed to see his shadow. His official proclimation, as translated by the
President of the Inner Circle of the Punxsutawney Ground Hog Club Bill Deeley:
Forecasts abound on the Internet,
But I, Punxsutawney Phil, am still your best bet,
Yes, a Shadow I see, you can start to twitter,
Hast Tag: Six More Weeks of Winter!
I wish I was making this stuff up. Where's Carl Spackler when you need him:?!